- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Your time.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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