What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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YOU

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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