This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Badgers are cool

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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