What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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