What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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women's rights.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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This sentence is false.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Your mom is fat

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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knock knock piss off

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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