- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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