What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Bloody kids ...

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Jason Connor.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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