What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

troll----> hahaha---->

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

thumbs up!

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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