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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

You know what's catchy? A cold

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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