Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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kkk

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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