A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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you

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Lets go Yankees

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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