Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

falling didnt make the difference

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

nipple

Butt poop.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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