- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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