What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

what do u call a black man a black man

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

I had sex with my mother in law

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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