- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

out of your comfort zone

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Cool Brian

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Dylan is gay

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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