"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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acualy is dolan

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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69 :)

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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