- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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