What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

"knock knock" "Come in"

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A man walks into a bar.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

im watching you..

a person smokes weed... and gets high

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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