- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Rigo your a stupid ass

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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