- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

knock knock piss off

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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