- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Chinese drivers.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

PSN IS UP

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Knock knock. Racism.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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