Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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AIDS

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