- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why did the

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

A cow says moo and explodes.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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