- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

I am on a escalator.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

women's rights.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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