- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Homosexuals are gay.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A Sloth runs...

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Water? I hardly know her.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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