- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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