- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

THIS IS an anti-joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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