Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How did the girl die? 25.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

This sentence is false.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Knock Knock Yes?

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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