- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Womens rights

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

My children are huge mistakes.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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