- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

whats 2+2? 4

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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