Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Dylan is a person

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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