i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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