What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Penis.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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