- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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