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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

This is a joke setup.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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