- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Bob dole

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

You have cancer

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

womens rights

What's 9+10? 19

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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