Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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