Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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