Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Fags are gay.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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