I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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