A woman's opinion

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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