Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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