Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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