Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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My friend harris is fat.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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