What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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shauns beautiful

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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NAACP

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whats 2+2? 4

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Not a joke.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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