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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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