Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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oooh look a banshee

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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