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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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try slamming a revolving door

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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captcha: all yer base

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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a man is running away

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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