- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

one day i went to bed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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