A young baby died.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

i can't stand cripple jokes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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