How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Badgers are cool

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's funnier than 24? 25

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Jason Connor.

Bloody kids ...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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