Wheelchair high jump

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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