what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Womens Rights.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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And more;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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your mum

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

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